• Position you are applying for: Job
  • Desired Wage: Money

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jadehisui:

remember that point in life where we suddenly became Shego?

how is she filing her nails with gloves on

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fatalismulier:

I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!”

And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.”

Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights. 

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unintelligiblebaboon:

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chalcogen:

horror—terrors:

wwabbajackk:

the fact that almost forty thousand people on this site of complete morons actually understand this makes me so happy omg #tybg

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

and suddenly everything I know is wrong

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I don’t know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving.
John Green (via lonehands)

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